What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

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Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

What is your biggest mistake or regret?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

Who would win in this boxing matchup between these two, Dillian Whyte or Samuel Peter?

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

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How has Donald Trump turned the Taylor Swift endorsement into a win for him?

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are the gifts you got when you cleared JEE ?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are some lesser-known facts about Bollywood and the Indian film industry? Are there any insider secrets that only those in the industry would know? How reliable are these claims?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

No way

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